9 Quotes & Sayings By Alyssa Brugman

Alyssa Brugman is the author of the bestselling book, The Busy Mom’s Guide to Self-Care. A Certified Holistic Health Counselor, she is dedicated to helping others live a balanced, happy life while keeping it real by communicating through the lens of her own experiences. Her advice will resonate with each reader, no matter what age.

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If there's a place you should be able to put yourself first, it's in your own sexual fantasies. Alyssa Brugman
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I'm never going to be happy, but I could get close now, I think. I could be almost normal. I could have a friend. Alyssa Brugman
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I can see where this is going, too. Of course, I can, because I am Alex as well. But I want to dress up in gorgeous clothes and strut up and down the runway like they do in the magazines, swishing my tail. I want to dress up with Amina and Julia and giggle and be girlfriends, arm in arm. I want to be beautiful. I want other people to think I am beautiful. Alyssa Brugman
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I can understand why you would want to be literally out of your own heard, because being inside your own head is unbearable. Alyssa Brugman
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Do you want me to lick you again? Alyssa Brugman
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Sometimes I don't know what I am. But what I would like to be on the outside -- what I want other people to see -- is a girl. Alyssa Brugman
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Honey, there is no one right way to eat cannelloni. Alyssa Brugman
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Well, I totally understand why people take huge drugs. Like heroin, or cocaine. I can understand why you would want to be literally out of your own head, because being in your own head is unbearable. In fact, the reason I haven't taken drugs like that is because I know that it would be so good to be out of my own head that I wouldn't be able to stop Alyssa Brugman